Every day I check the mirror for errant hairs.
But it’s true.
The more I lose on the top of my head, the more that sprout on my body where I really don’t want them.
And I have to check every day! They appear, fully formed an inch long on my ears; on shoulders; wherever.
They weren’t there yesterday. How is it there today and an inch long?
If they’d only migrate to my scalp....